UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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