So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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