2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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