3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Green mimosas i think yes
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You don't make any sense
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Btw I puked in your glovebox
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