You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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