just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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