Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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