i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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