Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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