I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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