i just wanna soil my oats bro
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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