So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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