So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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