margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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