That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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