Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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