sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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