I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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