week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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