just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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