omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
