Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Randomize
