So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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