And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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