I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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