Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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