thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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