bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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