Non-Jews are for practice
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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