My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The feeling are messing with the penis
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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