Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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