The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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