He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
