nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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