You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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