I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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