Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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