i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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