Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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