have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I lost the right to judge tonight
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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