Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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