You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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