True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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