love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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