My brain says no but my pants say off.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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