Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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