She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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