she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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