can we get nightvision for the apartment?
please come you make the beer taste better
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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