i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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