I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish you could order shots online.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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