Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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