Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The beer is more important than you right now.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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