Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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